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A boy starts his first day at Walmart. His trainer says to him “I’ll take care of the first 2 customers to show you how it’s...
A grandma was cleaning her attic with her cat by her side for company. Amongst the boxes and old papers, she found a little lamp. She...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “So what do you do?” the bartender chats him up. “Well I used to work in...
Two little old ladies, Connie, and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The...
A woman wants to divorce her husband, so she is talking to her lawyer. Lawyer: “Well first we need a reason, is he not giving you...
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. “My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full...
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered...
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, “How am...
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the...
An elderly couple were sitting together watching television. During one of those commercials, the husband asked his wife, “Whatever happened to our make love relations?” After...
Two friends went to interview for the same job. They were both in the waiting area when the first friend got called for his interview. The...
A 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a Church !!!! Everyone was...
A little boy said, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? “Why sure you can,” his grandfather replied. As he sat on his grandfather’s lap he...
Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays it on her...
A young pastor was sitting in a restaurant eating lunch. He opened a letter he’d just received that morning from his Mom. As he opened it...
A man and a woman were having drinks, getting to know one another and started bantering back and forth about male female issues. They talked about...
A man and woman were having marriage problems, and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to...
A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon. After two weeks they came back and finally put away all of the presents they...
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed she was gaining a little. weight. “Gaining a little weight are we sister...
Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section. One asks the other if she would like...
