A psychiatrist had no patients in his office. Suddenly, the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was...
The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask...
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, “we have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from making love...
A blonde wanting to earn extra money decided to do odd jobs for her wealthy neighbors. At the first house, the owner said, “Well, you can...
One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One boy went over to the bush to check out some noises. He pointed out a...
A guy was lost in the Sahara Desert, desperate for water, when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked...
A married man decided to work late to be with his young secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work, he...
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said,...
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little...
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk....