Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. Much of their relationship...
An American girl was visiting England and was invited to a party. While dancing with a stuffy monocled Englishman, her necklace became unfastened and slipped down...
A young honeymoon couple were touring southern Florida and happened to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road. After seeing the sights, they...
There are two polite people having dinner together in a restaurant. On the table there is a dish with one big piece of fish and one...
A man wakes up and looks at his clock. It is 7:07 am. He gets out of bed, goes downstairs and glances at his calendar. It...
A 15 year old Little Johnny comes home with a Porsche his parents began to yell and scream. “Where did you get that car?” He calmly...
A young man enters a bar with an elderly woman with a phone attached to her eye. He goes to the bartender and orders his drink,...
A young couple moved into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside....
John goes to the deli for some soup. After he’s seated and about to eat he calls the waiter over. When the waiter comes he says,...
After 15 years of not having lovemaking, an old couple finally decide that it’s about time they did something about their make love life. After much...
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her...
A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door in a little red wagon with tiny ladders...
A couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time....
There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed...
A young blonde lady went on a tour trip on an old steam train that took the passengers through mountains and tunnels. As the train approached...
A blonde’s car gets a flat Tyre on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps...
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced “Please prepare for a crash landing.” The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised...
A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about. The...
A teenager has a crush on a girl, and decides to ask her to the prom. The girls accepts, and the boy is over the moon....
A Guy walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender. Just as the bartender is about to ask the customer for his order he...