A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him....
An elderly couple who had just celebrated their fiftieth anniversary were sitting on their porch, relaxing. Both were simply reading a book and rocking on their...
This guy is on the street corner spitting and cussing. A little old lady goes and gets a cop, telling him about what the guy is...
Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. “Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my...
A 72-year-old Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said Edgar was doing “fairly well” for...
A student at a management school came up to a pretty girl and hugged her without any warning. The surprised girl said, “What was that?” The...
Three Russian men are sitting in a jail cell together. One of them asks the two others: “So what did you do?” The first one answers:...
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As...
A couple in their nineties were both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor told them that they were physically okay, but might want...
One day, while doing door-to-door market research, this guy knocks on a door and is greeted by a beautiful young housewife. He’s inquiring about a particular...