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One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes into pee....
Old Aunt Cora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her troublesome constipation. “It’s terrible,” she said to the doctor. “I haven’t...
The little housewife was having her TV repaired. The TV repairman couldn’t keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he’d...
A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus. So she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs...
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long train journey. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb...
One day, Marie sent her little boy Johnny down to the pond to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in...
A wise old man was sitting at the river bank. He saw a cat that had fallen into the river struggling to save itself from drowning....
One evening, Little Johnny, his brother Little Jimmy, and their dad, sat down to eat supper. The dad turned to Little Jimmy and asked, “Little Jimmy,...
A dad walks into a market with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face....
An elderly patient in a mental hospital was being reviewed for possible release. When asked what he would do if released, he replied, “I am going...
The teacher asked Little Johnny if he had any pets. Little Johnny replied, “Yes I have a pet cat and this morning before I left for...
A man settles in his seat next to the window on a plane when another man sits down next to him and seats his Black Labrador...
When a woman entered the pharmacy, she approached the pharmacist and stated to him, staring into his eyes, “I want to purchase some cyanide.” Why on...
A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GO. It is also the most expensive car in the...
A couple is throwing a dinner party and the husband who is very thin and bony is walking around the house wearing only his boxers. His...
Little Johnny was wondering one day and decided to ask his dad. “Dad, how come big dogs can make little dogs and big cats can make...
For Michael’s birthday, his wife wanted to surprise him when he came home from work. After some careful consideration, she decided to strip naked and wrap...
A 5-year-old son Little Johnny after reading the story of a king. Johnny: Mom, I also want 3 wives. one will cook, one will sing, and...
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, “Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!” Martha replies, “Shall I...
Frank and Jim, are walking down the street when Jim turns to Frank and says, “Frank, if you had two of those top-of-the-line Mercedes Benz cars,...
