A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the driver’s window, and asked the man if he knew why he was pulled over. “No,” the...
A woman wearing a real tight dress, and carrying a bunch of packages tries to get on a bus. She can’t get up the step so...
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said, “Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news.” The bad news is...
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!”...
Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site: Paddy says to Murphy. “I’m gonna have the day off,I’m gonna pretend I’m mad!” He climbs up...
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for...
A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race come about?” The Mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so...
A man walk into a supermarket and notices a beautiful woman staring at him. She stares for quite some time, so finally the man asked “Do...
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop...
A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The owner of...