A man owns a rabbit farm and is known around the world for his rabbits who can lift more than any man. A little boy asks...
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another...
An old man decides he wants to meet his grandson before he dies. He lives in the wilderness like a hermit so he hardly ever meets...
The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn’t bring his swimming trunks, but who...
A couple were out doing some Christmas shopping together. The shopping center was packed, and as the wife emerged from a shoe and handbag shop, she...
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in...
On a break time, a teacher realized that one of his students had just stayed idle like a desolated statue. Wanting to at least cheer him...
A dad was having a conversation with his 8 year old son Little Johnny about what he would like to be when he grew up. He...
A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They phone for a cab, turn on a night light, cover their pet parakeet...
A 17 year old guy walks into a drug store. He says “I’ve been invited to Christmas dinner at my new girlfriend’s house. Afterwards I hope...
An old man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry. He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, “Try our...
A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when, all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse says, “BARK!!” and the...
Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says, ‘I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The...
Wife sent text to husband. “Hi I will get late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed and...
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a fool-proof plan. They got a very authentic cow moose costume and...
An 82-year-old husband and 80-year wife went to breakfast at a restaurant, Where the ‘seniors’ special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99....
It’s 10 pm when the phone rings in An Elderly Dr. Stein’s house. “It’s Dr. Gold,” says his wife, passing him the phone, “I do hope...
An elderly couple, a priest, and a doctor walk into a bar As they are sitting down and drinking, they eventually start talking about conception and...
So, a rich tycoon and his wife are having New Year’s dinner at a very exclusive restaurant, when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to...
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security...