An old lady calls 911 late one night. So an old lady calls 911 late one night. The dispatcher answers “911, what is your emergency?” “There...
A pig walks into a bar and orders ten beers. As soon as the pig is finished drinking the beers, he pays the bartender and starts...
There was an old lady who was very small, Her name was Reanne but everyone called her Re. After a while Re died of old age...
A man goes to confess that he’d stolen someone’s cow. He was very much wracked with guilt in his confession. The priest forgave him in God’s...
A guy sits down in a movie theater and notices that the man in front of him has brought his dog and it’s sitting in the...
Three babies are in their mother’s womb. One of them says, “I want to be an artist, so everyone will know what it looks like in...
An old couple in an old folks home are having an affair, nothing much they just sit watching TV late at night while the old woman...
One day a little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver. He starts saying things like: If my mom was a hen...
Two turtles walk into a bar. As soon as they enter inside, it starts to rain. The big turtle turns to the smaller one and says...
A guys walking down the street with a bag of rabbit droppings, he runs into one of his friends who asks what’s in the bag. Guy...