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A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when, all of a sudden, […]
Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says, ‘I […]
Wife sent text to husband. “Hi I will get late, please cook dinner, then wash […]
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a […]
An 82-year-old husband and 80-year wife went to breakfast at a restaurant, Where the ‘seniors’ […]
It’s 10 pm when the phone rings in An Elderly Dr. Stein’s house. “It’s Dr. […]
An elderly couple, a priest, and a doctor walk into a bar As they are […]
So, a rich tycoon and his wife are having New Year’s dinner at a very […]
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave […]
The 6th grade school teacher asked, “What do you want to be when you grow […]
A man prepares his donkey and dog for a long journey up a mountain. He […]
Alan’s wife called him as he was at in the pub last night. “I’ve cooked […]
A early morning husband woke up his wife and asked her: “Honey would you like […]
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep […]
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, The pastor of a small […]
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” […]
A husband and wife got into a spat. So the wife called up her mom […]
Dan married one of a pair of identical twins. Less then a year later he […]
An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter, but the boss doesn’t think […]