Two Blondes, living in Kansas, were sitting on a bench one evening, one asked the other. “What do you think is farther, Florida or the moon?”...
It was a little boy’s first day in school and a teacher was going to play a “guessing” game. She passed out different items to each...
A family are driving in their car on holidays. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car....
Three ex-pats are drinking in a NY city bar. “As good as this is,” said the Scotsman, “I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow,...
A man and his wife are driving down the road when they hit a baby skunk. “It’s still alive!” The wife exclaimed, looking back at the...
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day,...
One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her privet part. She told the doctor her problem and he...
Little Johnny went to the store with his grandmother. On the way home, he looked through her bags to see what she had purchased. In one...
A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the movie channel. He looked at her and asked, “Do you think we...
A couple was having quarrel in a lodge and the man calls the manager and says, “I’m having an argument with my wife, and now she...