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A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the Blonde CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of...
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol...
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she...
A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having lovemaking. The guy lies on his side of the bed and rests....
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. “You know,”...
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks...
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. He’s checking to see...
A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man said, “I was sitting behind a big woman...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter: Mother: ‘What does the cow say?’ Child: ‘Moooo!’ Mother: ‘Great! What does...
A lay woman was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking space. Looking up toward...
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout, “PRAISE...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,...
A Sunday school teacher asked her students to draw a picture of their favorite Old Testament story. As she moved around the class, she saw there...
A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, “May I have 50 Christmas stamps?” The...
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to...
An old man and an old woman are together every night. They aren’t married, but for years and years they have spent every night together. All...
The doctor entered the room and advised his patient that a brain transplant was the only remedy. “Fortunately” he continued, “this hospital has perfected the procedure,...
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone....
Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, “I was cleaning the Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch...
Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night. Look at that moon!” The other drunk stops and looks at...
