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An elderly retired Marine Fighter Pilot moved into a retirement community where good looking eligible men were at a premium. After he had been there for...
It was three o’clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards...
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get horny?” The...
A Jewish man went to eat at a Chinese restaurant and started to wonder if there were any Chinese Jews. So, when the waiter came over...
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, “Just so you know, I never want to live in...
Four guys are playing golf together and talking about how successful their sons are. The first says, “My son is so successful, he’s VP of his...
A 75 year old man was walking by and suddenly he hears a voice, ‘Stop!! there is a brick going to fall on your head.’ The...
A nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, “When you die and go to Heaven, which part...
A young woman was preparing a ham dinner. After she cut off the end of the ham, she placed it in a pan for baking. Her...
The Queen and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St. Peter to find out if they’ll be admitted to heaven....
