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An blonde girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. “How many children?” asks the council worker. “10” replies the blonde girl. “10???” says...
One day three people were stuck on an island with cannibals. The cannibals said, “If you do what we say, we won’t kill you”. So the...
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of...
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the protection aisle. The son asks his father why there are so...
One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, “You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you’d like...
This fisherman goes to the river to check an illegal fish trap that he owns. He looks around to make sure there are no Fishing Inspectors...
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he...
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”...
Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat. The first kid says, “My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides...
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and...
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. “What’s your name?” he asked the...
A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, “I’m just a walking economy.” His friend replies, “What do you...
A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she...
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as...
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until...
Two guys were sitting outside a medical clinic. One of them was crying, tears were pouring down his face. The other guy asked, “Why are you...
Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building when the first man turns to the other and says,...
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said. “Stand in the corner.” She quickly...
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because...
Two women were playing golf. On the third hole there was a men in front of them but about 175 yards down the fairway. The first...
