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A blonde was driving down the road and she looks up and she sees a tree so she swerves to the left. The tree is still...
Murphy and his wife went for a stroll in the park. They sit down on a bench to rest for awhile. Soon they overhear voices coming...
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination but found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him. “Listen,” the...
Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight over to Joe’s place. When they got to...
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until...
A young couple were driving down the road one day, happily, deliriously in love and due to be married the next day. Suddenly, a large truck...
A Father is asked by his friend, “Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?” “Yes, he wants to be a...
One morning the phone rang at 3:00 a.m. in Jeff’s house. He picked up the phone and a woman asked, “Is this 555-1111?” “No, this is...
A cop pulls over a car full of nuns. The cop says, “Sister, the speed limit on this highway is 55 mph. Why are you going...
An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods...
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman answered “Well,...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance...
Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said, “Looked their up ahead, Earl, it’s a...
A blonde went to the hospital because her body hurt. She told the doctor that where ever she touched herself it would hurt. The doctor told...
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these...
Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question and if you get it right you don’t have to go to...
After 25 years of marriage, I took a look at my wife one day and said: “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a...
A little boy comes down for breakfast and his mother asks if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” says the little boy. His mother tells...
A priest was hiking in the woods when suddenly a mountain lion appeared, ready to devour the man whole. The priest quickly falls to his knees,...
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions. One 75-year-old man says: “I have this problem. I wake up every morning at...
