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There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she was a widow. They had known one...
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even...
A teacher was testing the children in her Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. She asked them, “If...
Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren. Dolly said, “Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous...
A man was sick and tired of going to work everyday while his wife stayed at home; he wanted his wife to see what he goes...
Once a doctor asked a old man and his old wife for their health secrets. The old man said, “I’ll tell you my secret. I’ve been...
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar...
An 80 year old women was caught shoplifting a can of peaches. During her court appearance the judge asked the lady. “So tell me why did...
“A 70 years old retired Military officer had one hobby he loved to fish. He was sitting in his boat and fishing when he heard a...
Two men were having a slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and...
Little Johnny was having problems in English class, so his teacher decided to stop by Little Johnny’s house on her way home. She wanted to discuss...
An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, “You...
An elderly couple visits a doctor. The doctor says to the old man, “I’ll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample.” The...
The ninety-five-year-old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. “How are you feeling?” the visitor asked. “Oh,” said...
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th-grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, So he produced an experiment that involved a glass...
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but...
An elderly wealthy man walks into a bank New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he’s going to Europe on business for...
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for...
Sarah, a Sales Associate at Walmart, notices a man in the card section. When she walks by an hour later and sees him still there she...
A man named Marty called his son. “Harry I have news to tell you, I know it’s going to upset you but I have made up...
