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A couple walked into a cheap looking restaurant. As they were about to sit down they noticed there were crumbs on the seat, after cleaning up...
The woman had two female parrots who knew how to say only one thing: “Hey, we are sluts. Let’s have some fun!” They kept yelling it...
A plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since...
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she’s driving a car. As she’s...
Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice young...
One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The...
A blonde was so upset about everyone always making fun of her being blonde that she decided to hang herself. A little while later, a couple...
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts. “Say, what’s your name, mister? ” she inquired, after she climbed up in...
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its h*le. He...
A young boy caught sight of his mother changing one day and asked her what she had between her legs. “That’s something you’re never going to...
A call girl brings a client to her condo on Lake Shore Drive in Chicago. The client asks her if she gives good hand jobs. “You...
A woman goes into a toy shop to buy a tool. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, “I want that one!” He...
A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into hers, damaging the front bumper, and that she hadn’t made a...
Two accountants were in a bank when a gang of armed robbers burst in. While some of the robbers snatched bundles of cash from the tellers,...
A man walked into an insurance office and asked two senior executives for a job. “We’re not taking on new staff,” they said. “But you can’t...
A couple were driving home late at night in the pouring rain when their car accidentally ran over a badger. They got out of the car...
A Texan visitor to England asked an Englishman to show him the biggest building in town. “There it is,” said the Englishman. “It’s quite impressive, I...
A man from Ireland was on a bus tour of the United States. As the bus traveled for miles and miles through desert landscape and oil...
A country guy in a bar was becoming irritated by a flash city type with a vacuous blonde on his arm. Both had loud, braying voices...
A woman was out driving when she stalled at a red light. Hard though she tried, she was unable to restart the engine and soon a...
