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A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells...
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank’s call center. “Is that the High Street branch?”...
A new bar manager at a country in found two of his elderly regulars waiting on the doorstep at opening time. “Good morning,” they said, ordering...
A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard. “Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would...
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, who was a big...
Three men want to become agents for the FBI. After a day of intensive interviews, they are told there is one more test to prove their...
The bartender asked a guy sitting at the bar: “What’ll you have?” The guy answered: “A scotch, please.” The bartender handed him the drink and said:...
A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, “Where have you been?” The boy says, “On top of...
A man runs to the doctor and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!” The doctor asks, “How long has...
There’s a guy with a 25-inch tool and is always wanting to get closer to the girls he is having lovemaking with. One day he comes...
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?”...
A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the rubber pack display. Boy: “Dad, why do they do packs of one protection?”...
A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other undressed for the first time. The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains,...
A father has three daughters who are all getting married on the same day. He asks his oldest daughter, “Whom do you wish to marry? She...
A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rubber pack. She asks, “What size please?” “Good question,” he replies, “I’m not sure,”...
Two couples go on vacation together. After a week, they are thoroughly bored. The men decide that maybe life will take on new meaning if they...
An old man finds a rubber pack in his grandson’s apartment and asks what it is. “It’s a rubber pack,” replies the grandson, sheepishly. “What do...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that reads: “Cow For Sale — $5,000.” He pulls in and says...
A rich lady gives her butler the night off because she is going out on a date. When she arrives back home from the date she...
A deaf man enters a pharmacy to buy rubber pack and tries to explain what he wants with sign language. The pharmacist doesn’t understand anything so...
