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On the first day of first grade, Mrs. Smith asked her students to name their favorite letter. One young girl in front raised her hand and...
The English teacher called Peter for a graded recitation. “Peter, recite a sentence that begins with I.” Peter thought for a moment and slowly said, “I...
It was a bright Sunday morning and Mr. Smith is reading his morning paper at the front porch when his only child came up to him....
Little kids want to help you cross the street even if you’re just walking along the sidewalk. Your senior citizen’s ID whips up discounts in many...
A cab passenger taps the driver on his shoulder to ask a question. Spooked, the driver lost control of the car and nearly hits several business...
Ana sets up her friend Jenny for a blind date. Before she goes out of her house, Jenny calls Ana, “Listen girl, my date’s here so...
Mary and her five-year old son were putting cookies for Santa under the Christmas tree when Mary dropped a cookie on the floor. “Don’t worry,” she...
Being new in town, Sophia was trying to find the library. She asks a man standing by, “Hi. Excuse me. Do you know where the library’s...
Four-year old Johnny was curious about her mother’s grey hairs. One day, he asked her, “Mommy, why is some of your hair turning grey?” The mother...
During a class recitation, the teacher asked the students to identify an animal whose name starts with the letter “K”. Carl raised his hand and answered,...
A ship captain was alerted by one of his sailors about a pirate ship approaching their coordinates. He asks the sailor to bring him his red...
Mr. Dwight was conducting a lecture on the proper use of punctuation marks. To ensure that his students have effectively learned a thing or two from...
An old man came to his doctor’s office and asked for a consultation about a very sensitive problem. “I fart all the time, Doctor Miller. On...
Mr. Evans discovered that her daughter found a boyfriend. Being a protective father that he is, he starts interrogating her about the mystery guy. “Did he...
Three rich men were boasting up how expensive the gifts are they just gave to their wives. Rich Man No. 1: My wife wanted these elegant...
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!”...
A man came home from the mine where he works, very sad and stressed. The wife asks: Babe what’s wrong??? The man says: All the people...
Harry was stunned to come home from work one evening and find his wife stuffing all her belongings into a suitcase. “What on earth are you...
A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a...
An Engineer and his wife were always fighting with each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night....
