A couple in the backyard

A couple in the backyard.

The wife bends over to pick something up.

Her husband looking at her behind says: “wow, your bum is bigger than the bbq!”

She gets upset and says; “no, it’s not.”

A bit arguing and he gets a tape measure.

He measures the bbq and her bum and…

Sure enough, her but is bigger than the bbq.

Silently she disappears into the house that night both in bed.

He moves toward her and wants to have some fun.

She says, “Do you think I’m going to fire up that big bbq for one little wiener???”