A husband and wife were sitting

A husband and wife were sitting quietly in the park when the wife looked over at her husband and asked the following questions.

“What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?“

“Definitely not!“ says the husband.

“Why not? Don’t you like being married?“

“Of course I do.“

“Then why wouldn’t you remarry?“

“Okay, okay, I’d get married again.“

“You would?“ with a hurt look.

Husband makes audible groan.

“Would you live in our house?“

“Sure, it’s a great house.“

“Would you sleep with her in our bed?“

“Where else would we sleep?“

“Would you let her drive my car?“

“Probably,it is almost new.“

“Would you replace my picture with hers?“

“That would seem like the proper thing to do.“

“Would you give her my jewellery?“

“No, I’m sure she’d want her own.“

“Would you take her golfing with you?“

“Yes, those are always good times.“

“Would she use my clubs?“

“No!“ says the husband.

“She’s left-handed.“

Long silence…

“Damn.“