A little boy said Grandpa

A little boy said, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap?

“Why sure you can,” his grandfather replied.

As he sat on his grandfather’s lap he said, “Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?”

“A sound like a frog? Well, sure Grandpa can make a sound like a frog.”

The boy said, “Grandpa, will you please, please make a sound like a frog?”

Perplexed, his grandfather said, “Sweetheart, why do you want me to make a sound like a frog?”

And the little boy said, “Because Grandma said that when you croak, we’re going to Florida!”