A man and a woman were fast asleep in bed

A man and a woman were fast asleep in bed.

Suddenly, at 4 o’clock in the morning, a resounding noise came from outside.

The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man:

“Oh No! That must be my husband!

The man quickly got out of bed, panicked and undressed.

He jumped out the window like a crazy man, smashed on the ground, picked himself up and went straight through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run as fast as he could to his car…

A few minutes later the door opened and the man was standing at it, panting hard, with dirt and scratches all over him.

He yelled: “I’m your husband, you mad cow!”

And the woman answered:

“Oh, yeah? And why were you running, you bastard?!?”