Relationship Jokes
A Old Man And Woman
An old man and an old woman, married for fifty years, go to see a fortune teller.
The old man is hard-of-hearing and the old Woman always tells Him what is said.
They go to found out what his future holds.
The fortune-teller says,
“Next week, you will win the state lottery jackpot.”
The old man says, “What did she say?”
The old woman says, “NEXT WEEK! YOU WIN THE LOTTERY!”
The old man is very excited and tells her to continue.
The fortune-teller says,
“In two weeks, you will double your winnings with a smart investment.”
The old man says, “What did she say?”
The old woman says,
“IN TWO WEEKS! YOU DOUBLE YOUR MONEY IN THE STOCKS!”
The old man is even more excited and tells her to continue.
“By this time next month, your wife will be more content than she has ever been.”
The old man says, “What did she say?”
The old woman says,
“NEXT MONTH! YOU’LL BE DEAD!”
A elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone
Two drunks are driving down the highway
A old lady and old man were sitting on their porch
My wife and I were sitting at a table
A pissed-off wife was complaining
