Relationship Jokes A wife comes home share it share it pin it A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, “Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?” Related Topics: Up Next The Wife Calls Her Scientist Husband Don't Miss Sandra and her husband Jim Advertisement You may like Advertisement Latest Trending Videos Clean Jokes3 days ago A blonde was driving down the road Naughty Jokes3 days ago Murphy and his wife went for a stroll Funny Jokes3 days ago A man went to the doctor Relationship Jokes2 years ago My wife and I were sitting at a table Relationship Jokes2 years ago A pissed-off wife was complaining Naughty Jokes1 year ago A affair with his secretary