A woman returned home to her husband

It was Christmas Eve, and a woman returned home to her husband after a long day of shopping.

That night, as she got ready for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg.

Curious, he asked, “What’s that?”

She replied, “I went to the tattoo parlor today. I got ‘Merry Christmas’ tattooed on the inside of one leg and ‘Happy New Year’ on the other.”

Confused, he asked, “Why would you do that?”

With a cheeky grin, she answered, “Now you can’t say there’s nothing to eat between Christmas and New Year’s!”