A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church

A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church.

The pastor told them, “we have special requirements for new parishioners.

You must abstain from making love for two weeks.”

The couple agreed and came two weeks later.

The pastor asked them, “Well, were you able to get through the two weeks without being intimate?”

“Pastor, I’m afraid we weren’t able to go two weeks without making love.” The younger man replied.

“What happened?” inquired the pastor.

“My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bend over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there.”

“You understand, of course, that this means you’ll not be welcome in our church,” stated the pastor.

“That is okay,” said the young man.

“we’re not welcome at the grocery store anymore either.”