He goes to Musclee Beach and tries to strut

A muscular young man from Iowa is in California.

He goes to Musclee Beach and tries to strut his stuff, but none of the girls notice.

He goes up to the most popular guy and asks what is his secret.

The guy says: “Tomorrow, put a potato in your trunks.”

The next day all the girls take one look at him and yell ‘gross’, ‘awful’ and ‘hidious’.

The confused guy at the end of the day asks the same fellow who told him to put a potato in his pants:

“What happened?”

The guy says: “Next time, put the potato in the front of your trunks.”