I made my family favorite cake

A woman at a diet club was lamenting the fact that she had put on weight.

“I made my family’s favorite cake over the weekend,” she said, “and they ate half of it at dinner.

The next day, I kept staring at the other half until I finally weakened and cut myself a thin slice.

One slice led to another and soon the whole cake was gone.

I was totally dismayed by my lack of willpower, and I knew that my husband would be bitterly disappointed in me.”

“What did he say when he found out?” asked the group leader gently.

“Oh, he never found out,” said the woman.

“I made another cake and ate half!”