Joey was asked by his mother

Nine year old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned at Sunday school.

“Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelite’s out of Egypt.

“When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely.

“Then he used his walkies-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to bl*w up the bridge and all the Israelite’s were saved.”

“Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?” his mother asked.

“Well, no. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you’d never believe it!”