She charged that he had called her a pig

A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character.

She charged that he had called her a pig.

The man was found guilty and fined.

After the trial he asked the judge, “This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?”

The judge said that was true. “Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?” the man asked.

The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action.

The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said, “Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson.”