Susie asks her mummy

“Susie asks, “Mommy, why do you always cut the ends off the sausages before you put them in the skillet?”

“Oh, that’s just the way my mother always did it. You’ll have to ask her.”

“Granny”, asks Susie the next time her grandmother visits.

“Why do you and mommy always cut the ends off the sausages before you put them in the skillet?”

“Oh, that’s just the way my mother always did it.”

“You’ll have to ask her.”

“Great Granny”, asks Susie the next time they visit her slightly senile grandmother in the nursing home.

“Why do you, Granny and Mommy always cut the ends off the sausages before you put them in the skillet?”

“Oh for frick sake”, yells Great Granny.

“Are they still using that small goddamn frying pan??!!”