{"id":15127,"date":"2025-01-21T06:43:39","date_gmt":"2025-01-21T06:43:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jokesdiary.com\/?p=15127"},"modified":"2025-01-21T06:43:39","modified_gmt":"2025-01-21T06:43:39","slug":"three-women-are-about-to-be-executed-for-crimes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokesdiary.com\/funny-jokes\/three-women-are-about-to-be-executed-for-crimes\/","title":{"rendered":"Three women are about to be executed for crimes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-15128 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/Screenshot_1-removebg-preview-7.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"177\" height=\"113\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokesdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/Screenshot_1-removebg-preview-7.png 443w, https:\/\/jokesdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/Screenshot_1-removebg-preview-7-300x192.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 177px) 100vw, 177px\" \/><br \/>\nThree women are about to be executed for crimes.<\/p>\n<p>One\u2019s a brunette, one\u2019s a redhead, and one\u2019s a blonde.<\/p>\n<p>Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.<\/p>\n<p>She says no, and the executioner shouts, \u201cReady . . . 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