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\nLittle Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things.<\/p>\n

\u201cMommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?\u201d he asked his mother.<\/p>\n

\u201cHe thinks a lot,\u201d replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband\u2019s baldness.<\/p>\n

Or she was until Johnny thought for a second and asked, \u201cSo why do you have so much hair?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. \u201cMommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?\u201d he asked his mother. \u201cHe thinks a lot,\u201d replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband\u2019s baldness. 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