{"id":15135,"date":"2025-01-21T06:57:38","date_gmt":"2025-01-21T06:57:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jokesdiary.com\/?p=15135"},"modified":"2025-01-21T06:57:38","modified_gmt":"2025-01-21T06:57:38","slug":"a-little-guy-sitting-at-a-bar-drinking-a-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokesdiary.com\/naughty-jokes\/a-little-guy-sitting-at-a-bar-drinking-a-beer\/","title":{"rendered":"A little guy sitting at a bar drinking a beer"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nThere was a little guy sitting at a bar drinking a beer.<\/p>\n

A while later a huge guy walked into the bar and he went up to the little guy and karate chopped him in the back.<\/p>\n

The little guy fell off his bar stool and when he got up the big guy said, \u201cThat was a karate chop from Korea.\u201d<\/p>\n

The big guy went to the restroom and the little guy ordered himself another beer.<\/p>\n

About 20 minutes later the big guy came back and karate chopped the little guy in the back again.<\/p>\n

The little guy got up and dusted himself off and the big guy told him, \u201cThat was a karate chop from China.\u201d<\/p>\n

The little guy got up and decided he wasn\u2019t going to take any more of this, so he left the bar.<\/p>\n

About an hour later the little guy comes back to the bar and he hits the big guy in the back.<\/p>\n

The big guy is knocked out cold and hes on the floor.<\/p>\n

The little guy tells the bartender, \u201cTell him that was a crowbar from Sears!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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