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\nA married man was having an affair with his secretary.<\/p>\n

One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house.<\/p>\n

Exhausted from the afternoon\u2019s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m.<\/p>\n

As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.<\/p>\n

Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhere have you been?\u201d demanded his wife when he entered the house.<\/p>\n

\u201cDarling,\u201d replied the man, \u201cI can\u2019t lie to you. I\u2019ve been having an affair with my secretary.<\/p>\n

I fell asleep in her bed and didn\u2019t wake up until eight o\u2019clock.\u201d The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, \u201cYou liar!<\/p>\n

You\u2019ve been playing golf!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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