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\nOne day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner.<\/p>\n

As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.<\/p>\n

Tom wasn\u2019t happy about that: \u201cWhen are you going to learn to be polite?\u201d<\/p>\n

Bill: \u201cIf you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?\u201d<\/p>\n

Tom: \u201cThe smaller piece, of course.\u201d<\/p>\n

Bill: \u201cWhat are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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