{"id":15150,"date":"2025-01-22T05:45:18","date_gmt":"2025-01-22T05:45:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jokesdiary.com\/?p=15150"},"modified":"2025-01-22T05:45:18","modified_gmt":"2025-01-22T05:45:18","slug":"a-young-sailor-was-sitting-in-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokesdiary.com\/naughty-jokes\/a-young-sailor-was-sitting-in-a-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"A young sailor was sitting in a bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-15151 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/Screenshot_2-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"160\" height=\"108\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokesdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/Screenshot_2-1.png 890w, https:\/\/jokesdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/Screenshot_2-1-300x203.png 300w, https:\/\/jokesdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/Screenshot_2-1-768x519.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 160px) 100vw, 160px\" \/><br \/>\nA young sailor was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he looks over and sees a pirate.<\/p>\n<p>The pirate has a wooden peg-leg, a hook for a hand, and patch over his eye.<\/p>\n<p>Unable to resist, the sailor asks \u201cHow\u2019d you end up with a peg-leg?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI was swept overboard during a fierce storm,\u201d says the pirate. \u201cand a bloody shark bit off me whole darn leg!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHoly cow!\u201d said the sailor. \u201cWhat about the hook, how\u2019d you get that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMe crew and I were boarding an enemy ship, a fierce sword battle ensued. One of them cut me darn arm!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAbsolutely incredible!\u201d gasped the sailor. \u201cAnd the eye patch, tell me how you got that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA bloody seagull dropping fell into me eye,\u201d replied the pirate.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cUmm, you lost your eye to a seagull dropping?\u201d asked the sailor, admonished.<\/p>\n<p>Embarassed, the pirate answered \u201cIt was me first day with the hook.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young sailor was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he looks over and sees a pirate. The pirate has a wooden peg-leg, a hook for a hand, and patch over his eye. 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