A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders. “Where is God?” The room was filled with children that raised their hands to respond. “Okay, Mary, Where...
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. “What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?” asks the cop....
Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it’s his daughter’s birthday and he hasn’t bought her a present. He drives to the...
Three guys are sitting in a sauna: a Mexican, an Asian, and a white guy. The Mexican and white guy are showing off their new tech...
Two old men were discussing their ailments. The first man said, “I’m getting forgetful, I can’t even remember my own phone number.” The second man replied,...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to...
A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”. “Oh dear, what’s the bad news?” asks the patient. The doctor replies, “You...