A man goes to see a wizard and says, “Can you lift a curse that a priest put on me years ago?” “Maybe,” says the wizard,...
A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, ”What do you...
Two blondes walk beside each other down the street. One of them sees a broken piece of mirror on the ground, grabs it, looks at it...
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for...
A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. “How do they feel?” asks the salesclerk. “Well, they feel a bit...
A fourth grade teacher asks the class, “Have any of you ever saved somebody’s life?” A little boy raises his hand, “Yes, my little nephew’s.” “Wow,...
Three old friends got together and were discussing what movie they had watched when they conceived their children. One lady says she had just watched a...
A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son...
A little girl is serving her father tea while her mother is out shopping. The mother comes home and the father says, “Watch this!” The little...
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why...