Dylan was practicing his golf swing in his front yard when he swung a little too hard and sent the ball through his neighbors window. Dylan...
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and...
A man was driving and saw a truck stalled on the side of the highway that had ten penguins standing next to it. The man pulled...
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her...
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, “At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give...
A rabbit hops into a pub and asks the bartender, “Could I get a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?” The bartender is...
A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes & bangs all 150 hens. The farmer is...
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead...
Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two...
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting...