One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger...
Dylan was practicing his golf swing in his front yard when he swung a little too hard and sent the ball through his neighbors window. Dylan...
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and...
A man was driving and saw a truck stalled on the side of the highway that had ten penguins standing next to it. The man pulled...
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her...
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, “At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give...
A rabbit hops into a pub and asks the bartender, “Could I get a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?” The bartender is...
A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes & bangs all 150 hens. The farmer is...
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead...
Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two...