A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: “Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway — why are you going so slow?” Sister: “Sir, I...
There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. “What’s the story this...
It’s demob time in the army, and as things have gone so well there’s a new wheeze. “Every retiring soldier is entitled to a bonus,” says...
Four nuns were attending a baseball game. Four men were sitting directly behind them. Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to...
A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother...
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day”,...
A man walked into the office of an eminent psychiatrist and sat down to explain his problem. “Doctor, doctor! I’ve got this problem,” the man said....
Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they...
A famous doctor was being interviewed by the news media. Looking to spice things up a little, one reporter asked if the doctor had ever made...