A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie. He decides to test it out on his son at supper. Dad says:...
Paddy’s friend is hit by a car so he phones for an ambulance. Paddy: ‘Get an ambulance here quick, he’s bleeding from his nose and ears...
A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light. The driver is a real bast…, steps out of his car and comes...
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guy a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect,...
A man had a parrot of which he was excessively fond. He kept it in a silver cage and fed it fruits and nuts and anything...
The manager picks up, and a man asks in a formal tone: “Good morning sir, might I ask, at what time does your fine establishment open?”...
You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there. You turn off the lights for economical reasons, not romantic ones. You read the obituaries...
Two elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeting at that park every sunny day for over a...
In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning, an...
A tourist is picked up by a cab in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him...