Near Tokyo lived a great Samurai, now old, who decided to teach Zen Buddhism to young people. One afternoon, a warrior known for his complete lack...
Three newlywed men were discussing their wives. The first guy married an Iowa gal; he says, I told my wife she had to all the cooking....
A Zen student said to his teacher, “Master, I have an ungovernable temper help me get rid of it.” “You have something very strange,” said the...
Three old ladies Gertrude, Maude and Tilly – were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation. Suddenly, a handsome young man dressed only in...
An old man is eating his lunch in a restaurant when three bikers walk up to him. They make fun of him for being old, and...
A recently divorced man, heartbroken and down on his luck, comes across a magical genie lamp Thinking his luck has finally changed, he rubs the lamp...
A very wealthy lawyer in a small town is notorious for never giving money to any charity. The local animal shelter knows he has a dog...
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery, and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about...
A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn’t want to pay up what should I do?” “Do...
He starts dialing numbers on his hand, like a telephone, and talking into his hand. The bartender walks over and tells him this is a very...