Ray and Bob, two Government maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were...
One nun was called Sister Mathematical because of her gift for numbers and the other nun was called Sister Logical because of her gift for reasoning....
A little old lady went into the headquarters of the Bank of America one day, carrying a large bag of money. She insisted that she must...
My wife and I were reflecting on the past year, whilst dining at a restaurant. I started to complain about something that hadn’t happened the way...
While driving it off the lot she decides to take it on the highway and really open things up. She hits the speed limit of 70MPH...
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The...
One afternoon a fox was walking through the forest and spotted a bunch of grapes hanging from over a lofty branch. “Just the thing to quench...
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy. The fairy says “I will give you what you...
During their vocabulary session the teacher begins her lesson with the word Contagious. So the teacher asks, “Can anyone use the word contagious in a sentence?”...
A certain king of Spain who was very proud of his ancestors was known for his cruelty toward those who were weaker than him. Once he...