Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it’s his daughter’s birthday […]
Three guys are sitting in a sauna: a Mexican, an Asian, and a white guy. […]
Two old men were discussing their ailments. The first man said, “I’m getting forgetful, I […]
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late […]
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A man is skydiving, enjoying his free-fall, when he realizes that he has reached the […]
An old lady was stopped to pull into a parking space, when a young man […]
A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his […]
The old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defense lawyer asks Sam, […]