A 15-year-old rolled up at home in a shiny Porsche, leaving his parents in shock. “Where did you get that car?!” they yelled. “I bought it,”...
There were two men at a bar, the first man said to the other one, “I know a bridge where you can jump off and return...
An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation...
A blonde struggling with her weight visited her doctor for advice. He suggested she run ten miles a day for thirty days, assuring her she’d shed...
Three drunkards were walking down the street when they came upon a pile of manure where they stopped. The first drunkard, upon observation of the manure...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him...
A man and a woman who never met before, find themselves on upper and lower berth of a long distance train. At 2 am, man leans...
Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school, and Fred is all excited. “Man, I was at the most awesome party this weekend! We went to...
A man walks into a bar, already drunk, and asks for a drink. “Sorry,” the bartender says, “but you obviously already had a little too much...
A man goes into a coffee shop and says, “I would like one of your special breakfasts.” “No problem,” comes the reply from behind the counter....