A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there’s a lamp. He picks it up, and...
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger...
Dylan was practicing his golf swing in his front yard when he swung a little too hard and sent the ball through his neighbors window. Dylan...
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and...
A man was driving and saw a truck stalled on the side of the highway that had ten penguins standing next to it. The man pulled...
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her...
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, “At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give...
A rabbit hops into a pub and asks the bartender, “Could I get a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?” The bartender is...
A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes & bangs all 150 hens. The farmer is...