Some ecclesiastical gentlemen — a cardinal, a couple of bishops and some others — were waiting outside the Pearly Gates for St. Peter to open up....
Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris’ Last Will and Testament. “To my dear wife Esther, I leave the...
Becky was the manager of a jewelry store that catered to the rich of the rich in Boca Raton. She was seeking a qualified person to...
A man drove past a traffic camera and saw it flash. He couldn’t believe he had been caught speeding when he was driving below the speed...
A man sits down on a bar stool and tells the bartender, “Pour me a drink before the trouble starts.” The bartender looks puzzled, but pours...
Three men are sitting on a park bench, enjoying the weather and bragging about their wives. Saw nothing the first day. The first man, tool, married...
A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s being watched by a midget. “Wow,” comments the midget. “Those are the nicest balls I have ever...
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. However, this does little to help, as now she...
A homeless man decides to rob a Russian restaurant. Since it was so early, the only one that was working at that time was the scrawny...
A famous scientist was on his way to a lecture in yet another university when his driver offered an idea. “Hey, boss, I’ve heard your speech...