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A lady goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. One particular parrot is extremely cheap. She asks the pet shop owner why. The owner...
A guy visits a carnival and amongst the merry-go-rounds, vendors and performers he spots a man with a tiny pony. He walks up to the man...
A man whose wife was pregnant couldn’t bear to be in the delivery room at the time of the birth. So he thought he’d ring up...
Three ducks went to court after being arrested When the judge calls upon the first duck, he asks him, “what’s your name?” The duck responds, “Quack.”...
In a neighbourhood, there was a brothel closing down and selling or giving away furniture. Alongside the furniture was a parrot that was left behind, which...
I wanted to pick up a few more tennis balls before meeting my friend for game. The club house had a bin of slightly used balls...
A kangaroo at the zoo kept getting out of his enclosure every night. Knowing that mature kangaroos could hop very high, the zoo officials replaced the...
A guy is eating breakfast with his wife…. When he hears a knock at the door, he gets up and opens the door and sees two...
A Londoner meets a stereotypical American redneck The redneck tells him: “Why don’t y’all like guns? They’re completely safe! See, I have mine in my safe...
I saw a man sitting alone in the park one day… and I noticed how in his hand he held a one hundred dollar bill. Interesting,...