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My friend has trouble attracting women “Every time,” he says, “they always reject me!” “It’s okay,” I tell him, “Just find the type of person you...
No way man. It’s just it’s just ice cream. Furiously cleans mouth. …I just made this one up. Promise! Sunny day. Penguin driving down the road....
An older woman gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer:...
An estranged father take his teenage daughter on a vacation to reconnect with her after her mother passed away The two check into the resort hotel...
A pregnant woman walking across the street is caught in a firefight between cops and some bank robbers She’s hit three times in the abdomen and...
A woman goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel. She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and...
A woman had twin boys Unfortunately, she was unable to keep them, so she put them up for adoption. She was able to find loving homes...
So my mom decided to sell her house, but she’d always promised she’d get the boulder out of her front yard. It was an eyesore, but...
A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a...
Three Engineers are Discussing God The structural engineer says “I think God must’ve been a structural engineer. The musculoskeletal system is perfectly designed to allow us...