A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by...
A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus tip....
A wealthy boy met a beautiful young girl in an exclusive lounge. He took her to his lavish apartment where he soon discovered she was not...
One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: “Drinks for all on me including you, bartender.” So the bartender follows...
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren’t ready yet. Until they are, I...
A local bar was so sure that its barman was the strongest man in the Village that they offered a standing £1000 bet. The barman would...
A elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and eleven healthy grandchildren, and last...
Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he...
On Christmas Eve, little Timmy made a wish that Santa would deliver the best gift ever. When he woke up the next morning, he ran downstairs...
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her...