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A shy little 4-year-old came in to the dentist for his first cleaning and check-up. The hygienist tried to strike up a conversation but no response....
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see eachvchild’s work. As she got to one...
Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a bus. Patient: What happened? Doctor: Well, I’ve got some...
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The...
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scottish police officer. He thinks that he is smarter than the officer because...
A psychiatrist met an old patient and exclaimed, “I heard you died.” “But you see I’m alive,” smiled the ex-patient. “Impossible,” said the psychiatrist. “I was...
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, “What’ll it be buddy?” The man says,...
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on gurneys next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, “What...
A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship, and ordered a Scotch, with two drops of water. The bartender gave her the drink, and...
A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you.” “What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asked me, ‘how...