The doctor entered the room and advised his patient that a brain transplant was the only remedy. “Fortunately” he continued, “this hospital has perfected the procedure,...
Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, “I was cleaning the Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch...
Little Johnny was caught swearing by his teacher. “Johnny,” she said, “you shouldn’t use that kind of language. Where did you hear such talk, anyway?” “My...
A guy walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, “shingles.” So she took down his name, address, and...
One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, “Would everyone who...
A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of...
A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” “Why do you always have to give me...
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him. “Why do we have to learn this...
One day three people were stuck on an island with cannibals. The cannibals said, “If you do what we say, we won’t kill you”. So the...
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of...