A golfer was having a tough day and in his frustration he blurted out, “I would give anything for a birdie on this h*le.” A nearby...
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination but found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him. “Listen,” the...
Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight over to Joe’s place. When they got to...
Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said, “Looked their up ahead, Earl, it’s a...
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these...
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions. One 75-year-old man says: “I have this problem. I wake up every morning at...
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in...
An eighty-year-old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, “Oh oh!” The man...
A Texan was taking a taxi tour of London and was in a hurry. As they went by the Tower of London the cab driver explained...
Two blondes were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either...