A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. “You know,”...
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. He’s checking to see...
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout, “PRAISE...
A Sunday school teacher asked her students to draw a picture of their favorite Old Testament story. As she moved around the class, she saw there...
The doctor entered the room and advised his patient that a brain transplant was the only remedy. “Fortunately” he continued, “this hospital has perfected the procedure,...
Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, “I was cleaning the Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch...
Little Johnny was caught swearing by his teacher. “Johnny,” she said, “you shouldn’t use that kind of language. Where did you hear such talk, anyway?” “My...
A guy walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, “shingles.” So she took down his name, address, and...
One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, “Would everyone who...
A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of...