A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth,...
A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first...
One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy...
A boy says to a girl, “So, lets make love at my place?” “Yeah!” “Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother,...
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a...
A typical macho man married a typical good looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules. “I’ll be home when I want,...
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, “Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00.” Checking...
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes...
There was once a blonde woman on a plane to Detroit. She was in the economy class, but after takeoff, she saw an empty seat in...
A boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it...