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When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, “I should be boss because I control the wh*le body’s...
As luck would have it, there was a gas station just one block away. She walked to the station to borrow a can with enough gas...
A young Mouse in search of adventure was running along the bank of a pond where lived a Frog. When the Frog saw the Mouse, he...
The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary...
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this...
At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the three engineers only buy one ticket. “How are three people going to...
The priest says, “Oh heavens, I forgot my lures back on land” and steps out of the boat, walks across the water back to the land,...
A 6 year-old boy was in the market with his 4 year-old sister suddenly the boy found that his sister was lagging behind. He stopped and...
A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he approached, the ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?”...
Mrs Murphy and Mrs Cohen had been longtime close friends. But being old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own respective religion. It was...